A Modest Contribution to Sh*thole Theory

When we first caught wind of President Trump’s “sh*thole” comment, we were outraged. We thought he was talking about our hometown. A family friend came to Baltimore for a visit last week… But that’s the problem with sh*tholes: They’re all over the place. And they don’t stay put. Ireland was a sh*thole for about 400 years, after Oliver Cromwell’s army laid waste to the country.