Silicon Valley: They’re Gonna Need A Bigger Crying Towel

About that “screaming…”Now enter none other than the clown prince of buzzer-banging investment advice: Jim Cramer.

So nervous of what this once lauded “Deca-corn” (yes, this is a real term because in the Valley, the term “unicorn” wouldn’t get the sycophantic media to cover your parties.) that he appears to have broken out into cold sweats when talking about it on CNBC™.So worried is he that he is begging, yes begging, them not to IPO. Why? Because he thinks it will wreck the “market.”