The Donald’s Self-Defenestration—Picks The Worse National Security Team Ever

We are of course referring to the Donald’s new national security advisor Yosemite Sam, who is without a doubt a good sight worse than the martially inclined weighed-down-by-bling mil-bureaucrat with the colorful nomen-est-omen designation “Mad Dog” Mattis he is about to replace. John Bolton as Sam is otherwise known was one of the most vociferous advocates of the Iraq calamity, spreading half-baked propaganda and bald-faced lies with highly polished professional aplomb as we recall.